JK Javanese

HERRY982 tulis:

Hello

halo mas herry

Bisa loh mas2 kali mo kurus tetep mangan.

Coba makan nasi dipisah sama sotonya. Mangan nasi tok di Jakarta, soto tok di Bogor.

😊😁

TORO617 tulis:

Mbedo segawon ben dijeguki lan dioyak, mlayune ben cepet, kalorine ben kobong.

ANGGORO118 tulis:

Lha kok kurang men gawean to mbedo segawon mas?

Pingin kuru ki jogging, sit up, push up

nek perlu rasah mangan sisan

MAYA509 tulis:

Bisa loh mas2 kali mo kurus tetep mangan.

Coba makan nasi dipisah sama sotonya. Mangan nasi tok di Jakarta, soto tok di Bogor.

😊😁

Bisa juga,

MAYA509 tulis:

Bisa loh mas2 kali mo kurus tetep mangan.

Coba makan nasi dipisah sama sotonya. Mangan nasi tok di Jakarta, soto tok di Bogor.

😊😁

Kl mas toro yg makan pasti kurus tu

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😀😀😀

MAYA509 tulis:

Bisa loh mas2 kali mo kurus tetep mangan.

Coba makan nasi dipisah sama sotonya. Mangan nasi tok di Jakarta, soto tok di Bogor.

😊😁

ANGGORO118 tulis:

Kl mas toro yg makan pasti kurus tu

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Sekali makan sebakul ya ndak kurus-kurus,

ANGGORO118 tulis:

Kl mas toro yg makan pasti kurus tu

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Hahahahhaha,,,,

YULY337 tulis:

😀😀😀

😂😂😂😂

Baru baca status fb temen kayak gt mba. Langsung pada protes sejagat. 😂😂

TORO617 tulis:

Sekali makan sebakul ya ndak kurus-kurus,

Hahahahah,,,,pelampiasan ya mas. 😂😂

MAYA509 tulis:

Hahahahah,,,,pelampiasan ya mas. 😂😂

Daripada melampiaskan kemarahan kepada pihak lain mending ke makanan,

Tp sy setuju itu. Kalo mau kurus mesti makan dipisah nasi n lauknya.

MAYA509 tulis:

😂😂😂😂

Baru baca status fb temen kayak gt mba. Langsung pada protes sejagat. 😂😂

Bahasa Jawa itu juga lebih simple drpd bahasa inggris lho....

1. Walk slowly on the edge (side)of the road = MLIPIR

2. Falling backward and then hit own head = NGGEBLAK.

3. Falling/tripping forward (and may hit own face) = KEJLUNGUP.

4. Smearing one’s body with hotointment or liquid and then massaging it =BLONYOHI.

5. Riding an old bicycle =NGONTHEL.

6. Got hit a truck that is moving backward = KUNDURAN TRUK.

7. Hot pyroclastic cloud rolling down a volcano = WEDHUS GEMBEL.

8. A small,sharp thing embedded inside one’s skin = SUSUBEN/KETELUSUPEN.

9. Thing getting out from a container accidentally because of gravity = MBROJOL.

10. Get hit by thing collapsing on top of one’s head/body = KAMBRUKAN.

11. Drinking straight from the bottle without using the glass,where whole bottle tip gets into the mouth = NGOKOP.

12. Difficult to open eyes because something is shining very bright = BLERENG.

13. Hanging on tightly to something in order to be inert = GONDHELAN.

14. Falling/tripping accidentally because of a hole =KEJEGLONG.

15. Being over active carelessly = PECICILAN.

16. Felling unwell because of cold temperature = KATISEN/KADEMEN.

17. Releasing “wind” from the body thru a coin drawn acrossthe skin’s surface = KEROKAN.

18. Finding by accident something good or useful without looking for it = NDILALAH.

19. Expression or gesture due to a sudden appearance (of something) = MAK JEGAGIK/MAK BEDHUNDUK/UJUG -UJUG.

20. Water come out from your mouth = NGECESS.

21. A lot of water come out from your skin = GEMBROBYOS.

22. Doing something with your finger = UTHEK - UTHEK.

23. Have something between your teeth = SELILITEN.

24. Accidentally poke your eyes = KECULEK

BANGGA BERBAHASA DAERAH

Leres

TORO617 tulis:

Delok kas kemarau.

Mblesek blm ada k Henny...

Ayo ditambahi yul

YULY337 tulis:

Mblesek blm ada k Henny...

sugeng siang sedherek jk javanesse

Sugeng siang mba ayu 🙏

Copas dari group WA..

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MBAH KAKUNG DIRUN POTONG ING SALON MODERN

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Pelayan : "Ngersakke nopo Mbah?"

Mbah Dirun : "Ajeng cukur Mas, niki rambute pun dowo, selak sumuk."

Pelayan : "Nggih, gampil Mbah, ning sakderenge rambute dikramasi riyin nggih, ben resik.."

Mbah Dirun : "Pun manut mawon kulo mas."

(Mbah kakung Dirun seneng banget lagi pisan iki dikramasi karo dipijeti sirahe. Bareng wis rampung...)

Pelayan : "Mbah, niki rambute simbah pun putih kabeh, disemir ireng riyin nggih, ben ketok mundak enom melih."

Mbah Dirun : "Nggih Mas, saene mawon kulo manut."

(Bareng rampung di semir mbah kakung ketok gagah, bali enom meneh.)

Pelayan : "Terus sakniki simbah ngersakke potong model pripun? Ten mriki pun ahli cukur sedoyo, segala model saget Mbah."

Mbah Dirun : "Kulo pengin gundul mawon.. kajenge ten sirah enthing."

Pelayan : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??!??!??!??!

😂😂😂

FAJAR882 tulis:

Copas dari group WA..

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Mbah Dirun : "Kulo pengin gundul mawon.. kajenge ten sirah enthing."

Pelayan : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??!??!??!??!

Sugeng ndalu

Kok sepi yo mblo?

Iyo ki mblo sepi gek udan deres ning solo

AYUSARI311 tulis:

Iyo ki mblo sepi gek udan deres ning solo

Enak bingit yo mbak solo udan deres

Nggonku panas koyo atiku

wkwk

AYUSARI311 tulis:

Iyo ki mblo sepi gek udan deres ning solo

Mecel enak mbak, hawa e mendukung..

SELLY186 tulis:

Mecel enak mbak, hawa e mendukung..

Nek udan enak e ngopi

Bengi² mecel marai + lemu

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ANGGORO118 tulis:

Nek udan enak e ngopi

Bengi² mecel marai + lemu

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Nah cocok e iku malah pecel+kopi

Wes lemu e dipikir keri, sek iso diet sesok e maneh hahaha..