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FRANKLYN982 tulis:

SEPERTI NABI NUH

Seorang pendeta anggota prajurit angkatan laut yang baru saja bertugas beberapa hari di sebuah kapal selam angkatan laut dipecat dari kesatuannya atas tuduhan menenggelamkan kapal selam bersama awaknya. Ketika diwawancarai wartawan, ia mengaku tidak bersalah.

"Waktu kejadian kapal selam itu tenggelam, saya malah sedang bertugas, dan setelah bangun pagi saya membaca Alkitab tentang air bah," kata si pria.

"Lantas, apa yang kemudian Anda lakukan setelah membaca Alkitab?" tanya wartawan.

"Ya, seperti yang dilakukan Nabi Nuh, membuka jendela untuk mengetahui apa air bahnya sudah surut."

Hadiahnya liatin foto gw sepuasnya tuh :D

INDRY343 tulis:

Hadiahnyaa manaaa??? #maksa

Gak jadi deh om..makasihhh *hatchim*

JOJO381 tulis:

Hadiahnya liatin foto gw sepuasnya tuh :D

@JOJO381 : Kode keras tuh, pak Dokter. Indry-nya mendadak flu, minta diperiksa sama pak Dokter.

Klo cm flu mah ntar jg sembuh sendiri :D

FAJAR882 tulis:

@JOJO381 : Kode keras tuh, pak Dokter. Indry-nya mendadak flu, minta diperiksa sama pak Dokter.

INDRY343 tulis:

Gak jadi deh om..makasihhh *hatchim*

Bersin tanda ada yang lagi mikirin

Are you implying that he can cure my cold??hehehe..He's a dentist, right??niatan nyembuhin mflu, malah i got my tooth done nantinya masss..hahaha Lagipula, iki bukan flu..cmn lg alergi..*hatchim*

FAJAR882 tulis:

@JOJO381 : Kode keras tuh, pak Dokter. Indry-nya mendadak flu, minta diperiksa sama pak Dokter.

mitos darimana ini eiii..onde mandeee

LISTON872 tulis:

Bersin tanda ada yang lagi mikirin

Kata opung (nenek;ind)

Knp oppungku ga prnh crita gitu yaaa

LISTON872 tulis:

Kata opung (nenek;ind)

Karna opungku gak punya HP sis, jadi kalo rindu gak bisa SMS an, cuma bersin aja, trus yang di rindukannya bersin juga...

Kata opung ku

pretty sure it's another kind of flu, Sist. Not also 'just' an ordinary allergy..

INDRY343 tulis:

Are you implying that he can cure my cold??hehehe..He's a dentist, right??niatan nyembuhin mflu, malah i got my tooth done nantinya masss..hahaha Lagipula, iki bukan flu..cmn lg alergi..*hatchim*

Jadi ini tebak2an tentang "hatchim "?

Mengapa orang bule gampang banget belajar bahasa Indonesia?

Karena bahasa Indonesia lebih simple dibanding bahasa Inggris.

English:

"Would you please care to elaborate on that statement?"

Indonesian:

"Maksud lho?!"

English:

"The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand."

Indonesian:

"Jgn Telat Yee!!!"

English:

"I definitely won't make it. You guys go and have fun without me."

Indonesian:

"Ntar gue nyusul"

English:

"your statement is already known by everybody else".

Indonesian:

"Basi.. Loh "

English:

"I couldn't see the necessity of this conversation".

Indonesian:

"Ga penting Bro ..."

English:

"I couldn't think of any idea of where to go and what to do".

Indonesian:

"Mati gaya neh".

English:

"I need to tell u something, unfortunately the validity still needs to be confirmed"

Indonesian:

"Eh....tau ga sih loo...... (nggosip) "

English:

"I couldn't imagine what else could have happened".

Indonesian:

"Buseeettt dah...!!!

English:

"The conclusion which is not accepted".

Indonesian:

"Cape deh !!"

English:

"pardon me"

Indonesian;

"Haaahh...???"

English:

"I think you should not act in such an improper way".

Indonesian:

"Pliiisss Dech..."

English:

"I think it would be better if we don't see each other again..."

Indonesian:

"Loe, Gue, End !!!"

English:

"Thanks God... This moment and circumstances mean so much to me and I should be grateful...."

Indonesian:

"Alhamdulillah yaah... Sesuatu banget..."

English:

"Oh my God... This is very surprising to me, I thought it's gonna be like that..... "

Indonesian:

"trus gw harus bilang 'wow' gituu.."

English:

"Don't lie to me, let God be our witness for that..... "

Indonesian:

"Sumpeee loo"

English:

"It's really disappointing to know how you treat me like this after all what I've done for you.."

Indonesian:

"Sakitnya tuh disini.."

Dear sis Inne, it would be a grandest act of kindness of yours if you would rather provide me with permission to have my very own personal reactions to the piece of writing of yours here..thankyou

(Terj.: ijin ngakak ya sis )

INNE351 tulis:

Mengapa orang bule gampang banget belajar bahasa Indonesia?

Karena bahasa Indonesia lebih simple dibanding bahasa Inggris.

English:

"Would you please care to elaborate on that statement?"

Indonesian:

"Maksud lho?!"

English:

"The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand."

Indonesian:

"Jgn Telat Yee!!!"

English:

"I definitely won't make it. You guys go and have fun without me."

Indonesian:

"Ntar gue nyusul"

English:

"your statement is already known by everybody else".

Indonesian:

"Basi.. Loh "

English:

"I couldn't see the necessity of this conversation".

Indonesian:

"Ga penting Bro ..."

English:

"I couldn't think of any idea of where to go and what to do".

Indonesian:

"Mati gaya neh".

English:

"I need to tell u something, unfortunately the validity still needs to be confirmed"

Indonesian:

"Eh....tau ga sih loo...... (nggosip) "

English:

"I couldn't imagine what else could have happened".

Indonesian:

"Buseeettt dah...!!!

English:

"The conclusion which is not accepted".

Indonesian:

"Cape deh !!"

English:

"pardon me"

Indonesian;

"Haaahh...???"

English:

"I think you should not act in such an improper way".

Indonesian:

"Pliiisss Dech..."

English:

"I think it would be better if we don't see each other again..."

Indonesian:

"Loe, Gue, End !!!"

English:

"Thanks God... This moment and circumstances mean so much to me and I should be grateful...."

Indonesian:

"Alhamdulillah yaah... Sesuatu banget..."

English:

"Oh my God... This is very surprising to me, I thought it's gonna be like that..... "

Indonesian:

"trus gw harus bilang 'wow' gituu.."

English:

"Don't lie to me, let God be our witness for that..... "

Indonesian:

"Sumpeee loo"

English:

"It's really disappointing to know how you treat me like this after all what I've done for you.."

Indonesian:

"Sakitnya tuh disini.."

INDRY343 tulis:

Dear sis Inne, it would be a grandest act of kindness of yours if you would rather provide me with permission to have my very own personal reactions to the piece of writing of yours here..thankyou

(Terj.: ijin ngakak ya sis )

Dear sis Indri it's my  pleasure to let you ngakak

Copas dari group juga sis

INDRY343 tulis:

Dear sis Inne, it would be a grandest act of kindness of yours if you would rather provide me with permission to have my very own personal reactions to the piece of writing of yours here..thankyou

(Terj.: ijin ngakak ya sis )

Sedih baca komennya, sampek mau nangis..

Cup cup cup #ngasih tissue

LISTON872 tulis:

Sedih baca komennya, sampek mau nangis..

LISTON872 tulis:

Sedih baca komennya, sampek mau nangis..

INDRY343 tulis:

Cup cup cup #ngasih tissue

Bhs. Indonesia: "Aduuh.., mesranyaa.." -- / -- English (alay): "Aww.., so sweet.."  

FAJAR882 tulis:

Bhs. Indonesia: "Aduuh.., mesranyaa.." -- / -- English (alay): "Aww.., so sweet.."  

Nanti di tegur admin bro

LISTON872 tulis:

Nanti di tegur admin bro

Hah?! .. Kabur ah... (#ngibrit dot com)

LISTON872 tulis:

Nanti di tegur admin bro

Klo ditegur ya syognyanya kita jawab to

No problem...

A: sejak kasus jessica, hp gw jadi sering low batt deh!!!
B: lah..apa hubungannya?

A: di grup bbm/wa bahas itu mulu, blm sosmed...yg ngajak ngopi jg banyak bangeddd...tp dari sebanyak itu, yg ngajak kawin ga ada satu pun!!

*just joke* .... bukan curhatan yg posting , krn itu nama pelaku percakapan di atas disamarkan demi faktor keamanan *eaaa

Dapat dr grup WA neurotika90

Pagi hari seorang suami duduk sambil membaca koran, tiba2 istrinya datang memukul kepalanya dgn penggorengan. Prraakkk..!!!

" Mengapa kamu memukulku?" tanya suami.

Istri menjawab: " tadi ada kertas dgn nama Maya, aku menemukan di saku celanamu".

Suami menjelaskan: " Aku pergi ke tempat pacuan kuda minggu lalu, Maya adalah nama kuda yang aku jagokan".

Istri minta maaf dan kemudian melanjutkan pekerjaan rumahnya.

Tiga hari kemudian si suami sedang asyik nonton tv, tiba2 si istri memukulnya kembali dgn penggorengan yg lebih besar hingga pingsan. Setelah tersadar suami tanya. " .... Kenapa kau pukul aku lagi".

Jawab istri: "......Kudamu tadi nelpon....!!?!

Sepasang muda mudi dan beberapa orang lainnya sedang berteduh sejenak karena hujan gerimis di siang hari... waktu berlalu cuaca pun sudah mulai terang, beberapa saat tampaklah pelangi mulai merentang...

Cewek : Bang... ada pelangi, cakep dech...

Cowok : Cakepan adek tuch... hehee...

Cewek : Ah abang bisa ajah, adek pernah denger cerita kalo di ujung pelangi itu ada bidadarinya lho bang... Abang pernah gak penasaran nyariin ujung pelangi ?

Cowok : Ndak tuh... soalnya yg di ujung pelangi itu udah ada di sebelah abang... [ngedipin mata]

Cewek : ... ... ... [senyum goyang pundak]

Cewek : Ah abang mah, eh bang... di sebelah abang yg mana nih ? [ngelirik ke waria_menahan geli]

Cowok : [Menoleh] Haah !

Waria : (Menatap genit ke si cowok sambil membasahi bibirnya pelan-pelan...)  Aihhh...