Humor, anekdot, cerita lucu, tebak2an

Obrolan para pembantu yg sok teo tentang politik :

_*Inem :*_ Eh, emangnya Presiden Jokowi itu PERNAH pacaran sama MEGAWATI ya..?

_*Parti :*_ Masa sih, kok bisa..?

Gimana ceritanya, Nem..?

_*Inem :*_ Habisnya banyak banget sih yg bilang, klo MEGAWATI itu MANTAN PRESIDEN..!!!

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Hehehe pembantu telat gajinya

ALIANA233 tulis:

Obrolan para pembantu yg sok teo tentang politik :

_*Inem :*_ Eh, emangnya Presiden Jokowi itu PERNAH pacaran sama MEGAWATI ya..?

_*Parti :*_ Masa sih, kok bisa..?

Gimana ceritanya, Nem..?

_*Inem :*_ Habisnya banyak banget sih yg bilang, klo MEGAWATI itu MANTAN PRESIDEN..!!!

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TORO617 tulis:

Hehehe pembantu telat gajinya

Kya'a sihh,,ditambah kurang piknik

Ditambah tidak boleh mingguan sama pacarnya oleh majikannya hehehe

ALIANA233 tulis:

Kya'a sihh,,ditambah kurang piknik

Gombal - gembel,

Kring..kring suara telpon berdering

Cwek ; hallo..

Cowok ; deNgan Ratna ya

Cewek ; iya ..saya sendiri

Cowok ; kamu sendiri..saya juga sendiri..jangan..jangan kita jodoh lagi

Cewek ; tut..tuttttttt...

Kalo masih susah cari pasangan yang KAYA RAYA,

Mungkin saatnya cari yang KAYA SAYA..

Hehehehehe...

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SETYA612 tulis:

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Daku bantu postingkan bro.... semoga berkenan bro @Setya

Regards

Yossie

Hmmmm Humor yang Cerdas..wah salut dah buat yang nulis humor ini....4 thumbs up deh

Pipi ooh pipi

NANA985 tulis:

Taraaaaa .. s10.postimg.org/wy7pj7h4p/image.jpg

Wkwkwkwk iseng bgt yak

wkwkwk....ada ada saja....

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I love this joke:

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery shop.

As soon as they enter the bakery, Trump steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.

He says to Hillary: “See how clever I am? The owner didn’t even see anything, and I don’t even need to lie. I will definitely win the election.”

Hillary says to Donald: “That’s the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same 3 pastries without stealing or lying, and also prove that I am much clever than you!”

Hillary goes to the owner of the bakery and says: “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick?”

Intrigued, the owner accepts Hillary’s offer and gives her a pastry. Hillary swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives her another one. Then Hillary asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

By this time, the owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks: “What did you do with the pastries?”

Hillary replies: “Look in Donald’s pocket

Hehe....mungkinn....

Hahahahaha...

Saya Aminin aja deh :D

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STARLYGIRL637 tulis:

I love this joke:

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery shop.

As soon as they enter the bakery, Trump steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.

He says to Hillary: “See how clever I am? The owner didn’t even see anything, and I don’t even need to lie. I will definitely win the election.”

Hillary says to Donald: “That’s the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same 3 pastries without stealing or lying, and also prove that I am much clever than you!”

Hillary goes to the owner of the bakery and says: “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick?”

Intrigued, the owner accepts Hillary’s offer and gives her a pastry. Hillary swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives her another one. Then Hillary asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

By this time, the owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks: “What did you do with the pastries?”

Hillary replies: “Look in Donald’s pocket

tp 'Joke'nya bikin mikir

*Jangan beli barang yang pakai bahasa  "English"*

Harganya muahalll ...  

*Contohnya :*    

Kopi Item : Rp.2.000,-

*Black Coffee : Rp.15.000,-*

Pijet : Rp.30.000,-

*Massage : Rp.300.000,-*

Air Dingin : Rp.500,-

*Cold Drink : Rp.8.500,-*

Ayam Goreng : Rp.5.000,-

*Fried Chicken : Rp.27.000,-*

Pecel : Rp.7.000,-

*Salad with peanut sauce : Rp.22.000,-*

Rusun Pinggir Kali : Rp.70 juta

*Riverside Apartment : Rp.650 juta*

Bahkan untuk   pemakaman.......

Kuburan Muslimin : Rp.1 juta

*Sandiego Hill : Rp.65 juta*

Ada lagi nih

6 Apel = Rp.12 ribu

*Apple 6 = Rp.12 Juta*

Raup = Rp.1000

*Facial = Rp.500 ribu*

Nggunting Kuku = Rp.1000

*Manicure Pedicure = Rp.250 ribu*

*Makanya beli yang pake Bahasa Indonesia aja ya....*????????????

_#dirgahayu-NKRI_

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